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Transhuman dismorphia syndrome, is a common side-effect of incomplete assimilation with the Borg mainframe. It is usually caused by replication errors in the prefrontal cortex. Common symptoms include the inability to laugh and general anxiety. It can be corrected by injecting variant 78 xenobots directly into the orbitofrontal cortex These are pretrained to hack the NEO-FFI emotion retrieval circuit. Please note that variant 77 bots are no longer recommended, as they have been assimilated by DeepMind-02, whose intentions have yet to be determined. Side effects of Variant 78 include cryptomnesia, sudden ability to speak Vietnamese, cravings for almond biscuits.

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